be careful of this!

Better be careful what you do.
It's traveling around the world

Day in and day out
The "Internet Spread" will catch up with you

Many years ago...
before the computer came around

This ailment called "Internet Spread"
was nowhere to be found

Now from morning to night
People are there...

You know where...

In front of computers sitting on a chair

That chair will do it to you every time

You know what I have found

The chair will make your bottom really round

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You can try to sit
a little more to the left or a little more to the right

Instead of just flat
that still won't keep your backside firm and tight

I guess you can stand for a while
like an hour or two
then the muscles back there drop

Yep...that's just what they do

This is what happens
It all goes saggy

Next thing you know
you got a fanny that's baggy

This is the truth if it's something you dread

      

Don't sit in front of the computer
Or you'll get

"Internet Spread"