What is Life....

Can't eat pork,

Swine flu..

Can't eat chicken,
Bird flu.

Can't eatBeef,
Mad cow.... 

Can't eat eggs, Salmonella.

Can't eat fish,heavy metal poisons in their waters.

Can't eat fruits and veggies,insecticides and herbicides.

 

Hmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I believe that leaves Chocolate and ice cream!!!!!!!!
Remember---'STRESSED'spelled backwards! is 'DESSERTS'